Solving a problem on the Hale way by simply slowly back away
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Yeah, may just have opened the door to take the dog out with no trousers on.
I have officially reverted back to foul-bachelor-frog-dom. My flatmate moved out two days ago.
Took off my shirt (it’s too fucking hot for clothes, ok, don’t judge me) and THERE WAS A KITKAT WRAPPER STUCK TO MY BACK. UNDER THE SHIRT. HOW. WHY.
If anyone ever tells you that whining on social media is useless, don’t listen to them.
I got these hilariously hideous headphones because I whined about having the Alfred J. Kwak theme song stuck in my head on Twitter.
(And yes, my hair hates how hot the weather is and probably has no idea what it’s doing. So shh. I know.)
24 hours later:
Well, at least I didn’t pay for them.
AU where we’re all well rested and everyone loves their job
So the kids - they’re going to know Parrish is supernatural and on the list. And they’ll go to Sheriff and Sheriff will be taking Parrish into his office and closing the door like he’s been doing all season. And then he’ll be all:
"Wtf, son. Level with me here because I have about had it with this town.
Are you a kanima?”
imagine the look of betrayal on sheriff’s face though
"I thought you were like me. not a werenima.”
"…I’m not a werenima?"
"you know what I mean parrish, deflecting doesn’t work with me. have you met my son?!”
Poor Sheriff. He is so done with their shenanigans.
"derek’s human now"
"Also, I think Danny turned invisible."
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