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Just Call Me Elsmaster

27. FIN. I like things. I also do stuff. You can find my stuff here, or on AO3 or FB. My blog is a mess, but I don't really care.
Sep 20 '14
jaredleto:

Human blood.

jaredleto:

Human blood.

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Sep 20 '14

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Sep 20 '14

THIS FUCKING LAPTOP I SWEAR

I’ve taken this piece of crap back to the shop twice because of some bizarre issues with the display (the first time the screen turned gray, the second time the screen just blacked out completely), and now the touch pad died (actually died; usb mouse is fine but the touch pad does nothing, no matter what I do, or how I change the settings). I’ve had this thing for a year and a half. My patience is running a bit thin, here.

Tags: this is my life i miss my '89 mac that fucker works even now sure it's all black and white and only allows you to write things and play brick but i still think it's hell of a lot more durable than these modern flimsy things

Sep 20 '14

Mum invited me to go out to dinner with my parents, my brother and his girlfriend

  • Mum: Where should we go, know any good restaurants?
  • Me: I eat frozen pizzas and toast, I honestly have no idea.
  • Mum: Okay, I'll ask the hipsters.

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Sep 20 '14

clientsfromhell:

Client: It’s unacceptable! There is no way this flyer is in high resolution!

Me: I don’t understand, it’s the maximum quality settings I can get.

Client: Don’t bullshit me kid, I zoomed in to 150% and it’s all pixelated!

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Sep 20 '14
IT’S SATSUMA TIME

IT’S SATSUMA TIME

2 notes Tags: this is my life this is my face satsumas someone should have taken a picture of my face when i noticed these babies at the supermarket today i think i went from :| to 8D in about 0.1 seconds

Sep 20 '14

I’ve discovered that toasted rye bread with avocado and mozzarella (and maybe a dash of olive oil and black pepper) is essentially the food of gods, but I’m not sure if it’s appropriate to have it for breakfast. But then again, it’s almost eleven, and even though I only just woke up, it’s technically almost lunch time, and toasted rye bread with avocado and mozzarella (and maybe a dash of olive oil and black pepper) is definitely something you are allowed to have for lunch.

Also, my sinuses are slowly showing signs of not attempting to murder me anymore, BUT my lungs have decided to switch to murder-mode instead, so I believe I deserve nice things in my life.

Especially because I had super stressful cosplay dreams last night, which means I want to work on stuff, except I’m broke as fuck and can’t actually afford to buy the materials I want to work with and

STRESS

This post started with yummy food and ended with despair. Welcome to my life.

5 notes Tags: this is my life what is my life sometimes i eat food cosplay stress is the worst especially when you have awful international competition karma for whatever reason and everything seems to go to shit regardless of what you do also my lungs hurt so there's that and i just sneezed and my ears popped fml

Sep 20 '14

hurpaderp:

thearchtivist:

Bathroom with glass floor, overlooking a 15 story elevator shaft. 

In case you needed help shitting yourself.

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Sep 19 '14

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Sep 19 '14

embraceyourfreak asked:

Do you have any pictures of dogs running so fast they look like they're hover-crafts? Love your blog by the way, totally brightens my day!

thecutestofthecute:

ACTIVATING LAUNCH SEQUENCE IN 3.. 2..1

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Sep 19 '14

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Sep 19 '14

valeria2067:

Meeting Tom

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Sep 19 '14

Favorite quote per episode | Derek Hale [season 4]

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Sep 18 '14

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Sep 18 '14

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