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Just Call Me Elsmaster

26. FIN. I like things. This blog mostly contains the things I like. I also do stuff. You can find my stuff here, or on AO3 or FB.
Apr 18 '14
typicaltaurus:

What level did ur dog learn flamethrower

typicaltaurus:

What level did ur dog learn flamethrower

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Apr 18 '14

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Apr 17 '14
nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

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Apr 17 '14

I want there to be a Finnish version of Teen Wolf, and I want “Don’t be such a sour wolf” to translate as “Älä oo tommonen hapanhukka”.

4 notes Tags: teen wolf finnish i'm fucking funny (no but seriously) (i've been laughing at this for far too long)

Apr 16 '14

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Apr 16 '14
deareje:

that night

deareje:

that night

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Apr 16 '14

irtsaperkele replied to your post “A Full Account of Conversations I’ve Had With One of My Co-Workers”

OMG you two are like, totally BFFs and soul mates! Although I think he might be a psychopath, because judging by conversation #3, he lacks… something. So, you know, watch our for your psychopathic BFF. And watch sports.

I know, right! Total soul bond magic happening, here!

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Apr 16 '14

I watch Fargo for the plot

(Source: martyfreethrow)

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Apr 16 '14

A Full Account of Conversations I’ve Had With One of My Co-Workers

#1:
Me: [A funny anecdote about my dog]
Co-worker: My dog died two months ago.

#2:
Me: [sitting in silence, drinking my tea in the break room, reading the paper]
Co-worker: Do you follow sports?
Me: …No?
Co-worker: [says nothing for fifteen minutes, then leaves]

#3:
Me: [reads a repulsively cheesy aphorism (about having to look at things from the inside to be able to understand them from the outside or something equally ridiculous) from the paper in an “oh my god, are these people serious” kind of voice]
Co-worker: That’s actually true.

1 note Tags: this is my life just another day at the office

Apr 16 '14
There was cereal in that bowl. Hulda would like to make sure there really isn’t any left.

There was cereal in that bowl. Hulda would like to make sure there really isn’t any left.

2 notes Tags: this is my life adventures of hulda the puppy labrador

Apr 15 '14

It’s almost midnight, and I should have stopped thinking about cosplay things ages ago, but the third version I’ve done of Yurick’s pendant is close to being finished, and I… kind of hate it, to be honest. It’s definitely my least horrible attempt so far, but there’s just something off about it. The pendant is not too big, proportionally, not really, but it still sort of feels chunkier than it should and it bothers me so. much.

I know I should just go to bed and get back to work tomorrow, but I just want that damn thing to be perfect, and I can visualise it in my head, but I just can’t seem to make it work in real life, which is completely ridiculous, because the stupid thing is such a simple shape it’s actually almost laughable, and how the hell have ten years of cosplay not prepared me for crafting a circular pendant. Seriously. (I’m trying too hard aren’t I.)

Sadface.

:c

Tags: this is my life cosplay

Apr 15 '14
lady-r0salind:

ifyouhaveenoughnerve:

Sounds about right

I love how Gatiss isn’t even remotely hiding his disdain of Baby Watson.

Funny, but fake.

lady-r0salind:

ifyouhaveenoughnerve:

Sounds about right

I love how Gatiss isn’t even remotely hiding his disdain of Baby Watson.

Funny, but fake.

(Source: leandraholmes)

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Apr 15 '14
I’ve been trying to find the right kind of fabric for Yurick’s manly man-skirt since September, have browsed ALL the websites, considered ALL the bizarre options (including just getting a moose hide from a random hunter somewhere in the north; I was very serious about this for a while), and found n o t h i n g.
I’m pretty adamant about the fact that the dragon (?) pattern on the man-skirt is embroidered (you can see the stitches in the reference picture and I’d prefer not to cut any corners, because dammit, if I’m trying out for EuroCosplay, I’m not wearing a mediocre costume), so that rules out pretty much all of my easy options.
Today I found a (faux-)suede-backed brown fur thing in the clearance bin at my local fabric store. It’s fucking perfect and I can actually embroider the pattern on it (luckily the reference picture also shows that the embroidery has been done by someone who’s shit at embroidery), if I use a couple of fancy little tricks I learned on the interwebs, and I’m absolutely in love with the thing.
I need to age it a bit, still, and make it look more worn down in the back, which is why I’ve been splashing acrylic paints all over it (“splashing” being the key word; it’s obviously nowhere near finished but I’m too excited about it and want to share). It gives the suede the kind of old, worn-down-until-shiny look and I’m pretty much just patting myself on the back every five minutes, here.
(I’m so in love with this costume it’s not even funny anymore. It’s “let’s buy a house in the country and get and a couple of dogs and a joint bank account” kind of love. Very serious.)

I’ve been trying to find the right kind of fabric for Yurick’s manly man-skirt since September, have browsed ALL the websites, considered ALL the bizarre options (including just getting a moose hide from a random hunter somewhere in the north; I was very serious about this for a while), and found n o t h i n g.

I’m pretty adamant about the fact that the dragon (?) pattern on the man-skirt is embroidered (you can see the stitches in the reference picture and I’d prefer not to cut any corners, because dammit, if I’m trying out for EuroCosplay, I’m not wearing a mediocre costume), so that rules out pretty much all of my easy options.

Today I found a (faux-)suede-backed brown fur thing in the clearance bin at my local fabric store. It’s fucking perfect and I can actually embroider the pattern on it (luckily the reference picture also shows that the embroidery has been done by someone who’s shit at embroidery), if I use a couple of fancy little tricks I learned on the interwebs, and I’m absolutely in love with the thing.

I need to age it a bit, still, and make it look more worn down in the back, which is why I’ve been splashing acrylic paints all over it (“splashing” being the key word; it’s obviously nowhere near finished but I’m too excited about it and want to share). It gives the suede the kind of old, worn-down-until-shiny look and I’m pretty much just patting myself on the back every five minutes, here.

(I’m so in love with this costume it’s not even funny anymore. It’s “let’s buy a house in the country and get and a couple of dogs and a joint bank account” kind of love. Very serious.)

6 notes Tags: this is my life cosplay in progress yurick the last story

Apr 15 '14

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Apr 15 '14
Benedict Cumberbatch has single-handedly sparked a crime wave on-board British Airways flights, leaving baffled staff scratching their heads for answers. Cabin crew were initially left in a puzzle after noticing a high volume of their in-flight magazine High Life, which features Sherlock star Benedict as their April cover star, disappearing from their aircrafts. But they soon turned Sherlock themselves and after searching for clues, they stumbled across copies of their free magazine being sold at record prices on online bidding site eBay.

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