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Just Call Me Elsmaster

27. FIN. I like things. This blog mostly contains the things I like. I also do stuff. You can find my stuff here, or on AO3 or FB.
Sep 1 '14

During my first or second year of college (it’s been forever, you can’t expect me to remember everything) we had a photography course where I always somehow ended up being the one who had to do ridiculous crap in front of a camera.

On the left I was supposed to be the cover… person for something like Grave Diggers Weekly (please ignore the fact that I committed one of the greatest sins known to graphic designers and stretched the font on the title; I was an idiot, and no one told me not to (not that the rest of the picture isn’t shittily edited but hey, people thought it looked nice)), because surely grave diggers need their own magazine.

On the right I’m a corporate boss who refuses to share their carrot. I’ve no idea why. I’m sure it made at least a tiny bit of sense back then. I kind of love the picture anyway.

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Sep 1 '14

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

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Sep 1 '14

sherlockholmes-doctorwatson:

I couldn’t resist.

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Sep 1 '14

yiannis-para:

Teen Wolf 4x11 Sneak Peek “A Promise to the Dead”  

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Sep 1 '14

theheirsofdurin:

cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman

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Sep 1 '14
One of my favourite bands (Herra Ylppö ja Ihmiset, pretty much the only Finnish band I really listen to; I love their lyrics, and somehow all of their albums have come out at very specific times in my life so that the themes in the albums have felt very fitting and relatable, and basically I’m just a gigantic sap and enjoy manly angst, ok) had their quite-possibly-the-last-ever gig on Saturday, at a club owned by one of our family friends. I was supposed to go and I was even invited to go hang out with the dudes after the show, but last week I decided I was too damn tired and not exactly feeling very sociable, and decided not to go. It sucked, but I have seen them play a few times before, so it’s not like I’m never going to see them play live.
A few moments ago, my dad texted me the above picture. And just. I’m really touched, ok. It’s just a stupid name on a stupid paper, and I don’t really even give a crap about autographs, but the fact that the friend of ours actually bothered to get the artist himself sign a stupid piece of paper for me kind of makes me all sorts of emotional.
I’m just going to listen to their entire discography and enjoy the manpain of a weirdly charismatic bald man, who could read me the phonebook with that ridiculous voice of his. and I’d be perfectly happy.

One of my favourite bands (Herra Ylppö ja Ihmiset, pretty much the only Finnish band I really listen to; I love their lyrics, and somehow all of their albums have come out at very specific times in my life so that the themes in the albums have felt very fitting and relatable, and basically I’m just a gigantic sap and enjoy manly angst, ok) had their quite-possibly-the-last-ever gig on Saturday, at a club owned by one of our family friends. I was supposed to go and I was even invited to go hang out with the dudes after the show, but last week I decided I was too damn tired and not exactly feeling very sociable, and decided not to go. It sucked, but I have seen them play a few times before, so it’s not like I’m never going to see them play live.

A few moments ago, my dad texted me the above picture. And just. I’m really touched, ok. It’s just a stupid name on a stupid paper, and I don’t really even give a crap about autographs, but the fact that the friend of ours actually bothered to get the artist himself sign a stupid piece of paper for me kind of makes me all sorts of emotional.

I’m just going to listen to their entire discography and enjoy the manpain of a weirdly charismatic bald man, who could read me the phonebook with that ridiculous voice of his. and I’d be perfectly happy.

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Sep 1 '14

I have found my way to the employment agency. There are 35 people in line before me. This is going to be a long day.

Sep 1 '14
tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

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Sep 1 '14

morganismusic:

lyrafay:

ask-queen-mikasa:

homosexual-titan:

THIS VIDEO WAS SO SATISFYING

This gives me life

How music changed from 2000-2013. 

Another appropriate title for this video: Proof that Beyonce is timeless

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Sep 1 '14

werefoxstiles:

tyler hoechlin being his dorky self

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Aug 31 '14

(Source: orhgasm)

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Aug 30 '14

Sterek Moments

1/?

First Meeting - 1.01 ‘Wolf Moon

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Aug 30 '14

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Aug 30 '14

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Aug 30 '14
tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

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