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Just Call Me Elsmaster

27. FIN. I like things. This blog mostly contains the things I like. I also do stuff. You can find my stuff here, or on AO3 or FB.
Jul 31 '14

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Jul 31 '14

childhoodgames:

my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket

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YOU’RE NOT A CAT

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YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT

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Jul 31 '14

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Jul 31 '14

I’m wearing burgundy skinny jeans and penny loafers with no socks, and the realisation of my unintentional hipsterism is making me want to run home and change into old ratty jeans and a hoodie. 

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Jul 31 '14

Stories from my exciting adventure life of magic and wonder:

There was a thunder storm last night. I woke up to the first crack of thunder, realised all my windows and balcony door were open, and that I’d have to get out of bed to close them. I did just that, feeling like a fucking hero who’s finally facing her greatest adversary, but when I got to my kitchen window, three (3) things happened.

  1. There was a ridiculously bright flash of lightning…
  2. … that made me jump into a wall…
  3.  … and hold on to the kitchen sink for a few very blurry minutes during which my heart performed a some sort of interpretive tap dance routine in my chest and it was hard to breathe for a second.

I then ran back to bed and spammed Twitter, because it was a great distraction and eventually the storm drifted away and I managed to sleep for a few more hours. 

Irrational fears are the best, guys! 

Tags: this is my life brontophobia i'm pretty sure i wouldn't have reacted that badly if i hadn't alreafy managed to escape on storm earlier yesterday and if i hadn't felt the fucking storm coming for a few days already i've become pretty good at dealing with thunder during the past 20-ish years but still sometimes ugh

Jul 30 '14

pantslesswrock:

sherlockedinseattle:

I JUST SPIT COFFEE ALL OVER MY COMPUTER HOLY SHIT

THAT TOOK ME WAY TOO LONG

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Jul 30 '14

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Jul 30 '14

fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

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Jul 30 '14

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Jul 30 '14

witheringghost:

do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human

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Jul 30 '14

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Jul 30 '14

I’m 27 years old and I still laugh when I hear someone’s name is Dick. 

Tags: this is my life just another day at the office it's twice as funny if the person has a swedish last name that makes his e-mail address sound a lot like 'a castle of dicks' i'm an adult i swear

Jul 30 '14

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Jul 30 '14

alphahel:

Daniel, JR & Tyler “horny cat” noises competition

I’d appreciate it if you don’t repost or share this videos in any other way than reblogging this post or my WB2 vids Master post, thank you!

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Jul 30 '14
downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:



I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

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