Just Call Me Elsmaster
Fandom: Sherlock (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, Mycroft Holmes, Victor Trevor, Greg Lestrade, John Watson
Additional Tags: Childhood, Growing Up, Drug Use, Crime Scenes, Post Reichenbach, Tea
Of bees, sparrows, bruises, despairing brothers and parents, crime scenes and falling. Or: Sherlock Holmes, the making of.
If there’s one thing I hate more than coming up with titles for the things I write, it’s tagging them for AO3.
Things to be excited about today
- Dad stopped by with a pair of “we had these at the summer house and have no use for them, you have them” chairs for my balcony and a tiny little table that’s so ugly I might be in love with it
- He also brought a few stalks of rhubarb which means I can bake awesome summery things because I’m apparently turning into a 1950’s housewife (without a husband. So, a 1950’s old spinster?)
- My aunt texted me to announce that my dog’s kennel name (registered name? I’m not up to date on my English dog-owner lingo) is Sleeping Beauty and I almost cried because Sleeping Beauty was my favourite Disney film when I was three (well, along with Dumbo and The Little Mermaid, but the point still stands) and the fact that my aunt remembered is just all sorts of lovely
- The BFF/former flatmate/supposed wife is currently trying (and failing because stupid modern technology) to send me her edits on the thing I’ve been editing and re-writing for the past few weeks so I might actually get to publish the stupid thing today (fun fact: it’s the first fic ever that’s actually grown since I began editing it. Usually I edit out at least 30 % of everything but so far I’ve added about that amount and it feels wrong but is, actually, making the thing much better, at least in my very unbiased opinion)
Different Sherlock portrayals as cats. Because I can.
House is the uncontrollable crazy cat.
Robert Downey Jr. cat is the flaunting type.
BBC Sherlock is the brooding cat.
Elementary Sherlock is the cuddly one.
Canon Sherlock is an awesome YouTube keyboard cat that Watson is always impressed by.
Breaking news: if not an actor, Benedict Cumberbatch would like to be a tree surgeon. Or alternatively a brain one… same difference :D
Interesting interview where twitter is discussed again.
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Somehow I accidentally got his face weirdly right (ie. didn’t do the “fuck this what am I doing I can’t draw why do I try” dance, not once) on the first try and it only took me fifteen minutes and I think I may have been possessed by some passing Trekkie demon. This’ll never happen again, I promise.
admit it, Sherlock has the best badass exits.
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Remember when people used to share funny internet things via e-mail and bonsai cats were the topic of many heated e-mail arguments? Those were the days!
My birds, the fearsome foursome who usually make as much noise as they possibly can just because, hey, noise, fall dead silent every time I watch Benedict Cumberbatch interviews on YouTube.
This amuses me greatly.
I’m applying for a job in which my knowledge of stupid internet things might actually be an asset. And I get to mention Tumblr in my application.
It sounds almost too good to be true and I’m half expecting this to be a scam of the Red-Headed League variety.
(Also applying to work for the government. In a more “write things for the media” and less “Mycroft Holmes” sort of way. Don’t think I’ll be mentioning Tumblr in that application.)
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